Libertard

Mix of libertarian and retard, used to denote a libertarian who is idealistic and has unrealistic expectations for a hypothetical libertarian society.

This libertard the other day was telling me that if we removed all economic regulations the rising tide would lift all boats. Since he's a libertard, he didn't even think about the 19th century implementation that resulted in slavery, wage slavery, poorhouses, slums, child labor, and numerous economic crashes.

by Snakes on a Wii July 11, 2009

the libertines

English band consisting of four members. Sings rock music. Had a small split due to drugs and lies. Now together and strong. Has a great album called Up The Bracket.

I think you should purchase that Libertines CD up the bracket.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Scooter Libby

A Republican conservative ass who used to work for the Bush Administration until they found out he commited a crime by exploiting the name of a CIA operative just because her husband disagreed with Bush's justification of the war in Iraq. His book reveals he has a strong fetish with petite, virgin preteens and bears...

The Apprentice: A Novel By Scooter Libby
Look it up at your local Barnes and Nobles : )

by Marcos1779 December 31, 2005

librarium

When the library is used as an intense non-stop studying place for midterms and finals in college.

Tiffany has been studying at the librarium for 4 straight days for her physiology final exam.

by nameless2 October 23, 2006

Libl

An acronym for ''lying in bed laughing''

Just like Rofl or Sicl but its used while lying in bed...

Thats so funny, Libl! :'D

by STFUktb November 17, 2011

library syndrome

The overwhelming need to go poo when browsing in a store. This typically happens in the library or bookstore. It has also happens in stores that have a lot of selections.

"I went to find a book to give my friend for her birthday but my library syndrome kicked in and I had to beeline it to the bathroom."

by Conchita February 23, 2013

libotomy

li-bot-uh-mee noun, plural libotomies.
adjective, libotomized.

1. Listed in the DSMV (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) as the after effect of liberal radicalization.
2. the act of joining any supremacist organization (such as Antifa, BLM, Islam, KKK, or the DNC.)

I’m sorry, but trying to go through life with a libotomy just doesn’t work for me.
He was libotomized immediately after joining Antifa, converted to Islam, and refused to stand for the national anthem from that moment forward.

by The Trump Advisor November 3, 2017