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libotomy

li-bot-uh-mee noun, plural libotomies.
adjective, libotomized.

1. Listed in the DSMV (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) as the after effect of liberal radicalization.
2. the act of joining any supremacist organization (such as Antifa, BLM, Islam, KKK, or the DNC.)
I’m sorry, but trying to go through life with a libotomy just doesn’t work for me.
He was libotomized immediately after joining Antifa, converted to Islam, and refused to stand for the national anthem from that moment forward.
by The Trump Advisor November 3, 2017
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Libotomy

1. Reduction in brain functions from ingesting aggressive liberal rhetoric.
1. Ever since Jerry recieved his CNN libotomy, he hasn't said one relevant thing.

2. Rachel Maddow has performed millions of libotomys, turning fringe leftist citizens in to full blown libotimites.
by The LiquorSwines October 12, 2018
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Kards lobotomy

When playing the online card game, Kards, you run across players who take forever to decide. Even if they only have 1 or 2 cards they'll act like they're in a world championship of chess and be beyond slow.
Check out this idiot, he's so slow I'm gonna have a Kards lobotomy pretty soon.
by Unclecrazy October 5, 2022
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before the lobotomy

a song by Green Day. its on their album, "21st Century Breakdown".
person 1: have you heard the song "Before the Lobotomy" by Green Day?

person 2: yeah! its a really good song!
by Mr.Minority August 25, 2010
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Liquor Lobotomy

The act of drinking heavily to induce a blackout intended to wipe out a bad memory.

Also used to describe the act of waking up from a blackout night and getting totally smashed again to keep those memories from surfacing.
Oh man, I can't believe I just banged that chick. Gimme a bottle of Wisers, I need a liquor lobotomy.

Jesus christ, I just saw your grandmother naked! Pass me that bottle, I need a liquor lobotomy!

Jill: Do you even remember what you did last night?
Jack: Uhhh....no...nothing. The entire night is a blank.
Jill: Drink this. You're gonna need a liquor lobotomy.
by Somtaw January 26, 2010
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Lobotomy

Lobotomy, give me a lobotomy.
by Prof.factual February 16, 2022
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labido labotomy

An expression referring to a sudden lack of a sexual drive due to some emotionally traumatic event such as a harsh breakup.
He's not in the game right now after that labido labotomy she gave him...
by Swampybaby April 4, 2016
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