bum joint

a waste of a sperm; pretty much has no purpose of existing.
often used in regards when talking about someone/something you dont like.

Damn that refs a bum joint.
My phone doesnt work man, what a bum joint

by Gpmoney November 14, 2006

penis joint

A cock that has been fucked so hard (by ellen MC) that it is steaming.

ELLEN: GOd damb that was a good root, i was goin for ten seconds straight befor it blew!
OSCAR: is it a penis joint yet?
DANIEL: Nah give me another ten seconds :P

by www.youtube.com/oscarknott69 March 2, 2009

hill billy joint

a prerolled joint or blunt that must be smoked only under certain conditions.

Pothead #1: Hey you gonna smoke that?
Pothead #2: Not until I'm ready to go home or I lose all my money

by Hillbilly Dave May 13, 2005

Several Joint Liability

When a party is liable for all of the damage incurred by a third party after becoming excessively high on marijuana.

Jake decided to smoke a pack of joints, and, as all stoners do when they get high, he took a baseball bat to every car window on his block. Jake will be liable for the damage under the Several Joint Liability doctrine introduced by Justice Holmes in the landmark case Marley v. Jane.

by Billings Learned Hand November 22, 2012

Joinuary

Joinuary (JOYN-u-air-ee) n. The month when gyms see a huge spike in new memberships.

Bolly Fitness couldn't handle the influx of new people because of a successful Joinuary sales campaign.

by Luigi the ORIGINAL January 21, 2006

Jointification

The act of rolling a joint of marijuanna, this can include the act of aquiring the marijuanna, rolling papers and even down to finding the people to smoke it with- and what you will do afterwards.

"dude, lets get on with the jointification."

by hudgepudge April 10, 2008

joinking

Jumping on your mothers bed

kids jumping around and being silly on mums bed (joinking) when she doesn't like it

by innot December 8, 2013