Bames Fact

A Bames fact is when someone answers a question, or makes a statement with what they assume to be correct in a factual manner, when in fact it is completely false.

A Bames fact is commonly followed up with aggressive insistence, even when shown blatant disproof of the Bames fact.
Rarely upon disproof, a Bames fact can be followed up with wild theories as to how the receiver of the Bames fact is somehow at fault.
IE: "Dude I recorded the conversation, listen to it!" - "That must have came through your speakers wrong"

"Did you know that pizza originated in Asia?"
"idk man that sounds like a Bames fact"

"I heard somewhere that ----------"
"are you sure that isn't a Bames fact?

by Un0Wh0 April 24, 2021

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fact .vs. fiction

(A specific type dichotomy that the modern American media has trouble understanding): when an intelligent person becomes so corrupt, that by genetic consequence their bone marrow becomes corrupt, and as a result they can no longer tell the difference between lies and truth, even in their own speech

asking Hilary Clinton to explain the fact .vs. fiction dichotomy is like asking a goldfish why said goldfish breathes with gills underwater.

by Sexydimma September 30, 2017

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Fact

If your pussy hair can braid then you need to shave - my girl ali

Bro, is look at the inner edge of her shorts, are those viking braids?

Nah man, they Dutch.

FACT

by Art the real one August 29, 2023

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No facts

Ur lying to the max

U didn’t eat that dog food no facts

by Gabe19846 October 19, 2020

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Lee Fact

any false fact someone tries to pass off as truth and the person throws a temper tantrum when any follow up questions are asked or proof of the facts is requested.

The conversation fell apart when he started using Lee Facts.

by Journeyer March 15, 2025

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