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ipoding

Verb. The act of using an ipod whilst involved romantically with your significant other. This act of ipoding differs from other poorly definitions in that ipoding in this circumstance is undertaken with the objective of getting lots of attention from your boyfriend or girlfriend by changing the song which he or she is enjoying.

This is unfortunately an all *too* common scenario between couples in the 21st century.
A typical ipoding scenario is as follows:

Boy is listening to ipod on the bus and funking out to some hardcore death metal tunes. Girl taps repeatedly on boy's shoulder and then steals his ipod exclaiming loudly "Mine! I am ipoding!". Girl then starts spinning the ipod wheel rapidly and selecting random songs from the menus. When questioned over her actions by the boy, the girl retorts with the catch phrase, "I am ipoding!".

This is unfortunately an all *too* common scenario between couples in the 21st century.
by RayningAcid April 26, 2006
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ipodder

A pompous ass who thinks he's eclectic. Wake up asshole: you're not living in an iPod commercial. You can't dance. Everything you listen to sucks. Get a job.
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by hex September 7, 2005
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ipodocrit

A person who is a Mircosoft user, admits to loving all things pc slags off Apple yet owns an ipod.
A Mircosoft user, admits to loving all things pc slags off Apple yet puts all cd collect on an ipod this is a ipodocrit
by Apple Head July 16, 2007
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i pod

something smart people steal and idiots keep buying even though its going to be out dated in less than a year.
dumb ass, dude i bought the new i pod for 250 bucks.

me, dude i got the same one from and jocks locker in the school gym for free.
by metalheadstranger December 21, 2010
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ipoding

going to a friends house and mooching off of his itunes that he spent his well earned money on
"I heard Johnny got a ton of new songs, lets go ipoding at his house."
by A Dizzle February 15, 2006
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iPoditis

The inability to listen to one song for more then 1 minute
Jo: Stop switching songs!
Andy: sorry man, I have iPoditis!
by Jamodasnorlax November 11, 2009
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iPodanoid

The strange suspicion or feeling that your iPod knows exactly what you want to hear next in shuffle mode.
Example 1.
Guy: Hey, have you heard of that new band?
Girl: No.
Guy (as new band plays next in shuffle): Whoa, I'm so ipodanoid right now, this is that band.

Example 2. I was super ipodanoid after I broke up with my girlfriend and my iPod kept playing really depressing songs.
by PhotoJax November 7, 2007
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