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Ice Pick Jones 

An ice pick jones is way to cause frustration , shame, and anger in a person. The "picker" jams his hand, which is extended into the "recievers" armpit. The quicker that one picks someone the better. The most humiliating part of this activity is the ice pick jones symbol that comes after the pick. With one hand you hold out a imaginary icicle and hit it with the right hand with a imaginary pick. This action is to be performed in the face of the reciever. The words ice pick, pick or jones can be exclaimed after the completion of a succesful ice pick.

There are several strategies to this. The team pick is when you have one partner grab the recievers arm and lift it up while the other one picks them. This can also be done with one person.

There are also rules for a failed attempt at a pick. If the picker fails then he must leave the sights of the reciever or recieve a free pick on himeself. If the person refuses you are allowed to beat the person.

The most satisfying pick is when you get someone in an urban environment. Classroom picks are less satisfying because the person is doing work and is not focused on defense.
Lifting a persons arm up and hitting them in the armpit with the open hand. Then exclaim ice pick jones.
Ice Pick Jones by icepickj April 6, 2009
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Ice Poseidon 

A person who creates fake content on youtube to scam people.
most often seen pretending he doesn't understand what hes doing is wrong,claiming his manager who's a 70 IQ slant glasses weirdo knows 50 billionaires,when really he got kicked from 2 e-sport teams and only learned to read 5 years ago despite being in his 40's his only only credible talent being getting people to sign up for his YT MCN for a cut of there advert revenue
"despite being a proven FAKE people still watch this FRAUD they must be ICE POSEIDON fans"
Ice Poseidon by 20%BRENT June 13, 2018
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"No, why?"
"You'll need it to find your heart!"

JC#1 - Megan (ice queen)McLachlan
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Person 1: "Oh man, I just farted. You wan't a sugar cone or waffle cone?"

Person 2: "Dude, that's disgusting, get away from me."

Person 1: "Two scoops of chocolate coming right up."

*Proceed to scoop fart into face of friend, thereby delivering the Ice Cream Scoop.*
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ice cream dealer 

yes, that is correct thomas. but we are on to you.
watch your van
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2.The joy of life in fluid form.
3.The liquid that empowers brain and body of hardcore insomniacs (after Coffee, Red Bull & Etc.).
1. "Hey Kev, we're out of Ice Tea for tonights show"
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2. "Me has Ice Tea, Wheeeee" *runs around in circles like a little child*
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