hick

Appendage Hungry Mountain People

"I hit my head on a rock and that damn Hick tried to amputate my foot!"
"Dirty bastards!"

by Joe Leibowitz November 21, 2003

dick hickey

When making out with a girl your dick is so hard for so long that when you are done you have left a bruise in the shape of your cock on her inner thigh.

"Hey man, did you guys do it last night?"
"Nah, but we made out for so long that I gave her a dick hickey."
"Pussy."

by J-Roe December 18, 2009

hick

1. Another name for a redneck

2. Midwesterners and Southerners in the United States of America.

The Southeren hick went out to work on the farm.

by Swarsfanatic May 10, 2005

hick

those people who talk funny in texas chainsaw massacre or someone who lives in a oldschool silver, shiny pill shaped trailer, talks funny, has a mullet, wears trucker hats, has ripped up jeans and a belt with a semi truck or a gun on their belt buckle

hey look its billy bob johnson what a fuckin hick lets go piss on his trailer and put sand in his dirtbike

by jesse November 2, 2003

Hick Stick

A weapon used by people in the southern states to train little children to not talk when other people are.

Mrs. Smith (Teacher)- So class today we are going to learn a new word its called ...

Little Johnny- (*whispers to friend) hehe Mrs. Smith smells like doodoo.

moments later.

*WHACK *WHACK *WHACK *WHACK
-that'll teach 'em.

by Garbinator September 13, 2005

Hick-y

A large hickey given by a redneck or person of Applachian descent. May include tobacco stains and/or teeth marks due to dental unevenness. Often occurs at NASCAR parties and in the cow tent at county fairs.

"Hey Steph, what happened with you and that guy from the milking station?"
"Umm, I'm not taking my scarf off."
"Oh, a hick-y."

by Kayls Colgate October 30, 2009

hick

somebody(like me)who worships:elvis,dirtbikes,and their cusins

"hey Cletus you know what my dream is???watching elvis rip out on my dirtbike while screwing my sister"

by YOUR MOM July 25, 2003