Blood Gnome

An engorged penis. So named because the head appears to a hat, not unlike a gnome's cap.

I was sporting a full blood gnome, when my parents walked in

by Marcos Capsian June 5, 2010

Michael Gomes

The man they say who never blinks twice. Because when he does, you would be dead.

They say you should face him in Tetris, otherwise... you would be playing Borderlands. Of course, who the hell would play that.

The most feared Modern Warfare 2 player alive. When he joins a full lobby, hes the only one in the room. When they see his presence, they allow themselves to be target practice.

He is, the most interesting man in the world.

Have you heard? Michael Gomes is the word.

by Dyllon Bender July 6, 2010

joel gomez

A big bushed dick beaner with a gap between his two front teeth lookin like they got a divorce

U look like a Joel Gomez

by bobBARNARD💅🏼 September 28, 2018

Garden Gnome

A little kid who has no balls and sound like it taking up the ass. and thinks they are the shit at video games.

Little Kid. Garden Gnome.

by BwareoftheGnomes December 15, 2008

gomez

A talented preformer on the male
genitel area.

yo that gomez sure is GOOD
oh sucki sucki NoW!!!

by j j mm January 2, 2004

gnome sayne

"do you know what I'm saying" slang used by stoners/potheads(the cool people duh) can be answerd by "I don't gnome yer sayne" which doesnt translate back as easy but is basicly "i don't know what your saying"

Cole:i got a quarter bag 'o' chron biddy gnome sayne!
Trevor: i Don't gnome yer sayne don't be pinner

by cocamacolaa April 17, 2008

gnomedipus

an unnatural love for your garden gnome

"Hi Alec, what on earth are you doing with that gnome?"

by theWestHamfan October 27, 2003