goober

n. slang in the medical community for small abcesses in the groin or rectal area.

She had a small goober but the doctor lanced it and gave her antibotics.

by reptiles October 4, 2002

goober

to goober something, or someone, is to run and tackle them at speed. A goober is not a true goober unless both parties slip and fall, but take care of each other in the decent, so as neither get in the least bit hurt.

'Dom totally just goobered Soph' or 'You're going the right way for a goober and I don't care who knows it!'

by somefungal October 13, 2011

Goober meister

Queen or King of all goober heads

You are such a goober meister!

by Kel December 18, 2003

Goob

The movement that jello makes when it is shaken.

When the person shook a bowl of green jello, the jello created a goob.

by thepunisher21 June 24, 2009

goombah

The person closest to you named Tim

Hey Goombah your a bald werido

by yourdaddyislit May 4, 2022

Gombatz

(Definition)- A very serious person who does not like to be fucked with.

(Surname)- An Austrian-Hungarian Family whos origins date back to the time of Jesus. Extremely Wealthy and Powerful. Controlled several European Monarchies during the middle ages and Renaissance. Secretive and illusive power behind the throne of many rulers and heads of state. Nearly wiped out by the Nazi's in WW2, the family was forced to flee from continetal Europe and head west to America; and east to Russia.

serious power evil tom brady penis jesus Gombatz

by historylearningbiach January 5, 2012

Gooba

A lying, selfish, insecure, materialistic heartbreaking coward.

Don’t fall for a Gooba!

by Feeling Foolish June 5, 2018