Gold Post

Any "Attachment Unavailable" where a video or image should be seen on a social media forum, such as FaceBook. These occur when someone shares someone else's images, video's, etc... but they don't have their permission settings set to "public". Called a Gold Post due to the initials AU, for Attachment Unavailable, which is also the abbreviation for Gold in Latin and on the Periodic Table.

Gray shared Shara's video of the panda mauling the butterfly on her Facebook page, but due to Shara's settings, all I see on Gray's page is a Gold Post.

by wildlobo71 July 11, 2014

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golden nut

When a man gets angry at a woman for faking an orgasm, he asks her to suck him off to completion. Then, rather than jizzing into her mouth, he pretends like he's cumming and unleashes a tsunami of piss into her mouth.

Dude1: Yo, did you get with Shaniqua last night?
Dude2: Ya, that bitch faked a Big O on me, so I gave her a nice taste of my golden nut.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo December 15, 2016

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golden water fountain

Urinating while receiving oral sex.

Brett loves when he gets a golden water fountain from his girlfriend Bree!

by KK Stanky Peach January 1, 2018

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Gold Plated Tin Foil Hat

The hat one wears when they've gone so far into talking about random nonsense that they freak out if you call them out on it.

Different from the common tinfoil hat in regards to the wearer's randomness.

1 - "Goddamnit, Brendan is going off randomly about some nonsense again... He's got a gold plated tin foil hat on and is babbling about how insane it is that gold particles are just floating freely around us."

2 - "Did you see Brendan's text in the group chat, he is definitely wearing a gold plated tin foil hat today; he legit said, 'you guys ever rip and have to evacuate the area because the methane concentration is over normal bodily levels'. On top of that, he even freaked out after I asked him if he was wearing a gold plated tin foil hat."

3 - "Brendan freaked earlier after I told him to chill because he was talking at 100+ MPH about random nonsense. I'm also pretty sure I heard him say something about a gold plated tin foil hat he lost."

by sphiinx May 28, 2018

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