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Ass Gated

When anxiety hits you so hard that your butthole clenches up like it’s trying to hold on for dear life. It’s that physical reaction that kicks in when you’re stressed out or facing something scary.
1. I was so ass gated when the teacher took few seconds extra before announcing my marks.

2. He got ass gated the moment he saw his crush.

3. I was so ass gated during the presentation that I could barely read the notes.
by SuprWhoppr July 3, 2025
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J. Gates

Slang for someone who is a shade or an all around liability. Also see melt and niglet.
Look at that jackass acting like a melt.
Yeah, he's being a J. Gates.
Oh, that makes sense.
by Webster138 October 26, 2008
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Gates Points

Nickname for Microsoft Points, the virtual currency used for micropayments on Microsoft's Xbox Live and Zune Marketplace. Popular nickname in Japan.
I want that map pack but it costs 800 Gates Points extra so I'm wavering.
by slackerboy February 18, 2011
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Side gating

Act of dating a girl and constantly accusing her of talking to other men but does not think he has to follow by the same rules. Has been caught in lies but makes the female feel crazy for even feeling any type of way.
I know he’s lying

He’s Totally side gating me
by Imphal October 26, 2019
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gated

gated (adj). gated means agreed/in agreement. derived from the room (29/01/22)
we all gated that we should loud the room
by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022
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Friendly Barn Gate Meeting

A meeting in which farmers from the dating site "farmers only.com" have an orgy, sometimes with animals.
I was going to take my exams tomorrow but I already have a friendly barn gate meeting to attend, and I hear Farmer Joe is bring his horse.
by Obviously Jesus March 8, 2015
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Gating

Same sex dating
Dude I love your sister so much. We’re gating.
by Xamivh January 3, 2024
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