Frog Blinking

when youre so damn tired youre not even blinking correctly

man 1: blinks like a frog (?)
man 2: holy shit dude are you Frog Blinking?

by i forgor. February 15, 2025

Frog Piking

A tradition that started when the Black Swamp was drained in Ohio during the 1800's, due to the overpopulation of frogs afterwards.

Locals will take a toothpick or other similar object and shove it up the frog's ass and have it come out the mouth, then plant the frog pike in the ground, usually a public park. This tradition is very popular during July.

"Hey dude, are you going frog piking later?"
"YEAH!!! Fuck them frogs!"

by Beef_the_Dog March 17, 2025

Frog Spawning

The act of applying googly eyes to an individuals junk or private area downstairs so that it is completely covered giving it the appearance of a clump of frog eggs.

The crazy guy at the orgy showed up frog spawning to everyone’s surprise.

by Hovdizzle March 8, 2026

frog in a hat

what do you call a frog in a hat?

A frog in a hat.

by thecolourmade if all are mixed July 27, 2025

frog blink

A type of blinking in which you close one eye, then you quickly open it, then quickly close the other eye, and then you quickly open it, all within rapid succession. (Keep in mind that at least one eye must be open. Both cannot be closed.)

Frog blinking is basically quickly winking twice on the opposite eyes.

by #+_+# December 9, 2025

Frying the frog

|masturbating|
|Spanking the monkey|
|To fondle one's penis|
|To fondle someone else's penis|
|whacking off|
|walking the dog|
|too pull the weasle|
|beat the bishop|
|choking the chicken|
|slapping the salami|
|tug the rope|
|Holding your sausage hostage|
|Slap boxing the one-eyed champ|
|tug-o-war with the Cyclops|
|jingling the change|

"we saw peace frying the frog while he sat there with his yellow shorts wrapped around his ankles."

by lesfile January 1, 2008

Eat the frog

To work at your most important and most difficult task first. This helps you use your best energy to accomplish great things. It gives you confidence and boosts you to tackle the rest of your day with enthusiasm!

Tomorrow morning, I'm just going to eat the frog and get that job application in!

by elocution January 12, 2018