false entitlement fallacy

(noun) The fallacy associated with the belief that being nice to someone entitles you to date them or sleep with them. Also the main reason that nice guys finish last

Guy: Hey, do you want to go out for dinner with me?
Girl: You are a really nice friend, but unfortunately, I am only interested in being friends.
Guy: After everything I've done for you? I feel that you owe me something.
Girl: Stop with the false entitlement fallacy.

by snakemasterepic February 13, 2018

Prima Falsey

When it is immediately obvious that a Female is padding her breasts.

Joe: Aww, she's hot!

Slug: Maybe, but allow me to introduce Prima Falsey evidence.

Joe: What?

Slug: Her tits are padded, dude.

by Johnny Pseudonym November 3, 2007

false

A mistake or blunder of one's judgement.

I didn't ride in his car! Who false is that?

by Bi-Nola December 13, 2003

False Antichrist

A person who seems evil, but is actually good. An example includes Barack Obama.

Person 1: Obama is the devil.

Person 2: No he is a false antichrist that makes him black Jesus.

by Justintowin June 6, 2019

your marder your farder

a girl that is very hairy, gross, fob, and named marina.

dude, wtf eddie just kissed your marder your farder. EW!

by mike October 30, 2004

False Alarm

When your gaydar flares at the time of meeting someone, shortly followed by the time of meeting their (usually extremely attractive) opposite sex partner.

Danny: Hey Mark! I'm Danny, it's SO AMAZING TO MEET YOU! I have been told SO much about you! I can't believe I'm finally seeing you face-to-face. Oh my gosh, hold on right there, I'll be right back! There's someone you just HAVE to meet! *runs off squealing*

Mark: *to himself* This guy's such a flamer... I'd be embarrassed if I was that gay...

Danny: *returns, pulling on the hand of a beautiful young woman* Mark, I'd like you to meet my wife, Suzanne.

Suzanne: Why, hello, Mark. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Danny: *to himself* Well THAT was a false alarm...

by PunkRockHottie June 9, 2008

false advertising

when a chick looks hot with sunglasses and takes them off and is ugly

she looked banging outside, but when she came in the building and took off her glasses, she was hella false advertising

by bleezy3 January 8, 2011