Mechanical failure

A persistent erection that you have no control over, usually lasting over a few hours

Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor

by mtfort February 22, 2018

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I failed at fucking

Nibba, why the fuck you searching up this shit you prick... better be fucking your mom after reading this!!!!!!!!

Boom i failed at fucking my moms ass

by Lil Nigorize October 11, 2018

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Bladder Failure

Bladder failure refers to the act of being unable to hold your pee and releasing urine into your underwear or pants or possibly your sheets.

Was driving home and i really had to go. had a Bladder Failure in the car. so embarrassing

by The Bladder Master July 21, 2019

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I failureresIts

A common term used in the Quality Control profession where one is just at a loss for words

i.e. Mass Confusion

Visual Inspection 150 for defects "I FailureresIts" in 100% inspection/sort for 1 failure. Per Work odrer.

by SGreer11 November 21, 2019

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Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.

"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"

by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019

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