Dry Funk

The way dry fit clothing smells after a year of constant exercising and washing. It shares a similar odor with a moist, unwashed taint.

Dude I could barely spot scuba Steve today at the gym. He's been rocking that cutoff tank all year and it's got the Dry Funk!!!

by T Macalicious April 29, 2014

dry shade

When a person tries to throw shade at another person, but it's irrelevant and nobody cares

Johnny: "Did you see the girl that just walked past wearing socks with her birkenstocks?"

Trevor: "uhh who even cares she's irrelevant to us stop trying to throw dry shade"

by Shelly the Snail April 22, 2018

bare dry

If something is bare dry it means really not funny like, shut up fam.

"Ayo dat joke was bare dry my nigga!"

by bigbunda24 December 20, 2020

Dry franklin

A close relative to the wet willy. It is when a person sticks a dry finger into another persons ear.

A bully may threaten to give a nerd a dry franklin, a swirly or a wet willy.

by cbredeso December 28, 2011

dry-ragged

When you’re 100% wiped out, not got enough sleep in days, life has really taken its toll, you’re seeing double and feeling kinda drunk without having a sip of alcohol

Long week. Shit got me dry-ragged

by Joey1605 December 5, 2017

All dry

Completely out of Cum and cant cum unless you see Livvy.

All dryed up
Girlfriend:when are you gonna cum

Boyfriend:idk

Livvy walks in: room floods with cum

GF:omg stepbro

Bf: I cant stop im cumming everywhere
Mom walks in: OMG its in my mouth stop squirting

by Maybe be David March 10, 2023

dry burn

When you go in without lube.

Last night I was too lazy to go to the store for lube so I just dry burned Becky’s ass.

by Slutty-slut94 August 2, 2019