docket skank

the check out chick who writes out her name and number on your shopping docket

John: "did you see that checkout chick?"

James: "yeah man, she gave you her number"

John: "i know. fucken docket skank!"

by salvadere September 23, 2007

get my tail docked

To take a dump after you've started "growing a tail." Some breeds of dogs have to get their tails docked - or cut off - at birth.

Needing to drop a deuce, Dinger said to his buddies, "Welp, I gotta go get my tail docked," and bow-legged it out of the room.

by ducksRpeople2 August 22, 2011

dockery

FAG!!!a guy who likes to have sexual relations with other guys

man, that dude is a dockery.

by fugazzi October 1, 2006

deike

basically, a super large penis that everyone can see but no one really says anything.

"You did you hear Matt had the deike? " "Yeah, but we didn't really mention it. That deike is way too massive."

by Robby_Boy94 November 29, 2020

dikeage

The illegal union of two homosexual women as sinners.

Also see gayriage, lesriage, and faggage.

"If the Olsen sisters were to get illegally married, it would be a twincestuous dikeage!"

by George W. Bush August 26, 2005

doiders

Another word for doi, except you put a ders on the end to make it sound weird. Use it when somebody makes a stupid mistake.

Stupid person: Oh my god! I can't believe I got an F on this test for saying 2+2=7!
Smart Person: Doiders! 2+2=4 dumb shit!

by tr is oso blond November 26, 2006

Doke

Similar To Dike(Lesbian). A Doke Is A Gay Man.

"Dude you see that guy he looked at me funny."

"Don't worry he's a doke."

by Kuchar March 13, 2009