by martay February 18, 2003

by pisscoon October 10, 2009

by Flexem October 11, 2016

Coon Rapids is a northern suburb to Minneapolis it has really bad schools full of racist teachers, it’s full of a bunch of black kids and a bunch of weird white kids, they’re sports suck they have really cute girls(middle school they just fight a whole bunch) it’s like (39% white 46% black 4% Asian 6% Latino 5% other)
by Alexis treeion February 5, 2020

commonly misreferred to as steve; rare creature that dwells in the black light infested rooms and can be seen writing in highlighter; refers to flat rimmed hats as "fresh" and often compares them to crisp apples; prefers to drink only out of a "das boot" and can be heard yelling obsceneties at 3 in the morning
Did you see Coon Dog ruling the pong table at that partay last night?
Did you see Coon Dog under the sink last night?
Did you see Coon Dog under the sink last night?
by LNSB November 7, 2007

A disease you contract after you rent ice skates in downtown Detroit because you just know an African American had previously worn those ice skates.
Robby: Man I know I got coons feet
Bill: How do you know?
Robby: Because I rented skates in downtown Detroit
Bill: Ooooooh man, you're fucked........
Bill: How do you know?
Robby: Because I rented skates in downtown Detroit
Bill: Ooooooh man, you're fucked........
by NastyJ January 30, 2014

1. A phrase used to describe a disappointment or letdown of any kind. 2. the stupid or immature actions of a group of people. 3. not necessarily connected to the racial slur coon.
Guy #1- My whole week has turned into a coon stomp, it seems like nothing has gone right.
Guy #2- That's nothing, yesterday I actually witnessed a bunch of assholes gathered around a raccoon stomping it to death.
Guy #3- Now that's a coon stomp!
Guy #2- That's nothing, yesterday I actually witnessed a bunch of assholes gathered around a raccoon stomping it to death.
Guy #3- Now that's a coon stomp!
by Upoopin? November 29, 2013
