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Coconut-nut

When a male drains the white juice out of a coconut, sticks his penis in the hole he made, and ejaculates in it. Then he gives the coconut to someone.
“Honey, wanna taste this coconut milkshake?”
“Don’t you give me a coconut-nut again!”
by SheavkehaGafj April 3, 2019
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Coconut head

A defamatory term for a person who is from the West Indies or Caribbean.
I went to this chics house I met online last night for dinner. She had a thick West Indian accent played reggae and soca music all night and served me jerk chicken and dumplings. She’s such a coconut head.
by Joe S. December 4, 2020
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devils coconut

a drug or substance pertaining to marijuana or the ganja
by A_C_A&$_Clown September 11, 2009
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Advanced Common Sense

A fact that is really really obvious, but only after having been pointed out.

Something that makes perfect, blatantly obvious sense, but only after giving it a bit of thought.
Bill: Did you know, when you smell a fart, you're actually smelling little particles of shit that get stuck up your nose.

Ben: Oh yeah! OMG I'd never thought of that before!

Bill: Obvious really; there's a nice bit of advanced common sense for you.
by WarwickAlice February 26, 2010
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Splitting the Coconut

Using a spoon to seperate the lips of the vagina, then using the spoon to eat her vaginal fluids like a soup.
Tyrone: UNN why is this spoon so narsty?

Derrel: Bruh i was splitting the coconut with dat bitch Laquisha last night
by Boboshazaz December 3, 2011
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commoners

the lower classes; generally seen hanging about in groups of 10-20, often loud, abusive and immature. A prime charactaristic of commoners is that they all look exactly the same, and try to emulate each other by talking in the same faux-gangster patowa, and dressing in exactly the same manner. Their dress depends on the region, but in london the males ofter wear flat-bill caps, garish patched jackets and baggy jeans, whilst the females slick their hair to their faces with gel in bizzarre patterns.
"Oi bruv, u got a phone? Dont make me knife u"
"Shutup and shine my shoes you commoner, and if you're quick i'll refrain from having your housing block demolished."
by Luke December 1, 2004
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Common

Poor people, un educated . You really do not want to hang around with these sorts.
Yuck he is soooo common!
by Knoxa September 4, 2005
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