Choke

a vast ammount of something, lots, mucho. often accompanied with kine after it.

-No I'm no' beefin. I got choke love foa you bruddah.
-Brah, I hate Palini. Choke Kine.

by Alekanekelo July 7, 2008

chookter

Person From Outer City Towns, Eg. Livingston Nr Edinburgh

La La La Im Caz, Ima Chookter But Find It Hard To Admit

by Ryan April 20, 2004

choke collar

A hand(s) wrapped around the base of a cock to prevent the full insertion into the mouth and avoid gagging or choking.

That bitch used the choke collar on me when I tried to gag fuck her.

by Face Fucker April 1, 2007

choke

1) What the 2007 New England Patriots did in Super Bowl XLII.

2) The act of losing a big sports game when you are expected to win it, due to having prior wins and/or the odds in your favor.

1) The Pats choked in the Super Bowl and lost to the Giants. Bill Belichick walked off the field with time left on the clock. So much for 19-0.

2) Did you see Tom Brady last night? What a choke artist!

by Patssuck December 9, 2008

chocky

A nasty pocky immitator. Tastes like chalk and has taken the pocky box graphics.

Dude gimme some chocky, i wanna burn it.

by Jonny K October 16, 2003

Choke the monkey

Take a massive crap. Seriously, the crap is so big that it could choke a monkey. And that monkey would be dead.

"Dude, I can't hang right now. I've gotta choke the monkey."

"Way to much information, man..."

by Sven-Detlev November 18, 2009

chocked

Being shocked to the extent of choking.

Buster was chocked out of his wits.

by Hercolena Oliver March 31, 2009