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chinese restaurant syndrome

Also called monosodium glutamate symptom complex, is a collection of symptoms which may include headache, flushing, sweating, and a sensation of pressure in the mouth or face. It is commonly believed that monosodium glutamate (MSG) is the cause, but repeated scientific studies have shown no link.
Ever wondered what LFO meant when they sang, "Chinese food makes me sick" from their song "Summer Girls"?... well, now you know, its because of chinese restaurant syndrome!
by mini-chiko January 14, 2008
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bag chips

The chips left at the bottom of a McDonalds paper bag. They are usually the ones that have fallen out of the fries holder.
Eddie : Take your food out and give me the bag
Ben : Hmm ok *passes the bag*
Eddie : YES, I get the bag chips!
Ben : Dammit!
by Eddie L September 12, 2008
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ritz chips

The best snack known to man.AKA Orgasim in solid form.
I shoved so many delicious ritz chips into my mouth i could taste it on my ass crack
by Mr. Finkelbottoms March 24, 2005
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Chinese Car Wash

A Chinese massage parlor where you receive a happy ending, usually men go just for that reason.
Hey Ed wanna go down to the chinese car wash after work tonight?


The new girl at the chinese car wash is a screamer.
by Ken R December 21, 2008
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Chinese cut

It was created by Curvan Chen in pre-school. Since cut's weren't allowed. He would let someone cut while that person would then allow him to cut. He used that definition so teachers ould not stop him because he told them it was "part of his culture."
by Vinny666 June 19, 2020
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dick chips

dikchip
-noun
Chips that have been contaminated by someone who puts their hand in the bag after going to the bathroom, WITHOUT washing their hands.
Stay away from the Cheetos, unless you like dick chips!
by Kipui December 8, 2006
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What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?

A phrase used to express lack of understanding when everything should be perfectly clear.

A way of saying "I should understand this completely, but it makes no sense whatsoever."

Origin: In the 1980s ski comedy "Hot Dog: The Movie," the antagonist proposes a Chinese downhill to resolve all conflicts between himself (the hotshot skier) and the protagonist (not so talented skier/cool guy). After they outline what's at stake -the girl, rule over the slopes, cash, etc. -the comic-relief Chinese guy leans in and asks "Wha te fuck is a Chinese downhir?" (A Chinese downhill is a ski race with a shotgun start -first one to the bottom wins.)
Journalists talking about a story that's been assigned, but the second journalist missed the meeting:

J1 -"Good luck getting Pee Wee Herman to discuss his movie theater fetish. You better get on it; deadline is Friday."

J2 -"Pee Wee Herman about what? When did this happen? What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?"
by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007
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