Carson

Gangsta ass

Pimp ass nigga that makes a lot of money and will kick your mother in the teeth... Swear to god Carson will shoot at yo grandma house and kill yo mf cat... one time Carson was eating dis one bitch out an she farted an he literally shot dat Bitch in da asshole...

Carson will fuck your bitch.

by Vaginaslayer6969 October 1, 2019

Carson

A profound gentleman that can attract many women. If they have the name Carson James lindgren it’s even better. If this is the case they will have an amazing life to go along with the obscure rizz.

We already know how Carson is.

by Braden wright December 18, 2024

Carson Strong

American Football Quarterback who played at Nevada during his college years. He betrayed his team by skipping the Quicklane Bowl.

Carson Strong may be a traitor but he’s going to be a high draft pick…

by Biden is a dick December 26, 2021

Carson

Carson is a very attractive male who appears mean but is actually a very kind person who will always check up on you everyday. He also has no common sense which seems to brighten his personality even more.!

Girl 1) So who’s your new intrest?
Girl 2) I really like Carson a lot
Girl 1) he seems pretty cool—— oh lord he just broke a vase
Girl 2) yep that’s Carson

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021

Sunset Carson

The act of ejaculating on someones face while at the same time spitting a wad of chewing tobacco spit into their bellybutton.

So I was banging this chick the other night and forgot I had some chew in my mouth. I didn't want to mess up my bed so I opted for the Sunset Carson.

by thespclst May 28, 2009

carson

carsons a girl that's funny, sweet, pretty, and smart, and shes fucking adorable when she gets mad at me for making a "joke" flirt at her. I dunno how she loves me. she's slightly insecure but I wish she'd see she's beautiful. she's so lovely it's not even funny bro. she's a goofy tsundere and she keeps denying it, but she knows it's true. her sweet little mind knows no bounds to how she loves, yet she's too afraid to say it. well, I love you too caraon, and I want you to know that, sweetheart <3

GO GET YOURSELF A GODDAMN CARSON FOLKS!!!!

by 8ightism March 20, 2023

Carson

Carson’s are the best friends you can find. They love FaceTime, and playing video games with you. He’ll often joke around with you and can sometimes say things he doesn’t mean. Carson’s are usually a medium height, with fluffy brown hair, and amazing eyes. They will love you until you give them a reason to hate you. Carson’s stand up for you, and will always be by your side. He will make you feel good when you are sad. Please never ever leave a Carson if you find one.

Person 1: I was really sad and he knew just how to cheer me up.
Person 2: Yep, definitely Carson!

by urmom_101 January 1, 2022