blogaholic

n.

1) someone whose life subsists for their online blog and their "fan club, " namely other blogaholics. get out in the REAL WORLD, you fuckwit.

2) also known as a "blahgaholic."

Hot_Pussy69 (IM): Hey. Have you seen Raphael (PinkCaper32) lately?

Rubber_Maid (IM): No. But I read and responded to his blog yesterday, so I know he's alive and kickin' it.

Hot_Pussy69 (IM): You two are a couple of ghetto blogaholics. Get out, you git!

Hot_Pussy69 (IM): signed off...

by jane_plume November 13, 2004

blogger

A wannabe journalist who is unqualified, uninformed, unemployed, or some combination of all three.

Blogger: "The aristocracy and the establishment are trying to keep the public in place with their lies! Bloggers like me are the only true voice in this world of sheeple! We can't trust our government! You can read more about this phenomenon in my blog."

by Richard Runcorn August 17, 2012

blogfag

a 'person' who posts anywhere online to brag or complain (usually complain) about personal shit that no one cares about

blogfag: so today i went to gamestop to buy a copy of atelier totori. i brought some spaghetti with me, but i realized it was a big mistake when it begun slowly dripping out of my trenchcoat pockets as i waited in line. my face was so red when i walked up to the cashier with a trail of spaghetti behind me. i could hear the other people in line laughing and whispering about me. after stuttering 5 times in an attempt to ask for the game, i swiftly fled the store.

anonymous: stfu blogfag no1curr

by i hate nigs and spics January 3, 2015

Blogbitch

A combination of the word blog and the word bitch. Anyone who becomes obbsesed with a blog or blogs in general, to the point that they complain about them enough to become their bitch.

"CBS News has been being a bit of a blogbitch lately."

or

"My blogbitch left me some more comments."

by killfloor November 9, 2004

blogk

A temporary psychological inability to begin or continue blogging

She had a blogk, the words wouldn't come.

by [e-mail] October 20, 2005

bloggingly

A positive, loving salutation given at the end of a response or comment in a blog.

“Bloggingly yours, Dad”

by Victor P. July 16, 2008

blogatude

A mental condition or attiutude with feeling of euphoric importance.

I feel that you must have blogatude to blog creatively and effectively.

We have blogatude!

That blog entry had such blogatude!

by Liisa Elder September 9, 2008