bigger than a motherfucker

its all units of measurement...from nothingness to infinity...all depends on the pitch when saying;;;;;;;

damn that ass bigger than a motherfucker.. ..damn your bank littler than a motherfucker..

by InsaneMichaelShane April 2, 2015

Triumphant Knee Banger

A triumphant knee banger is when you push a girl's head towards your nether regions in hopes of getting a blowie, but you accidentally slam her head against your knee. She then vomits and grosses you out, the toxic waste falls on your crotch, staining your pants with vomit. After a while you realise that it doesn't feel so bad and cum. Hence the name.

Leila: My boyfriend did the triumphant knee banger on me.
Beethoven: Nice.

by thighmaster69 October 28, 2018

Chocolate Cheese Banger

Relating to both homo and straight anal sex, it is when the receiver takes a shit and doesn't wipe their arse before being bummed.

The giver is then "Banging the Chocolate Cheese."

See also: bumming, sodomy, anal sex and fudge packer.

EXAMPLE 1:

Girl: Aw! I've run out of bog roll and have just had a massive cack

Boy: That's OK. I'm a chocolate cheese banger!

Girl: Result!

EXAMPLE 2:
Gay Boy 1: Hey Boris! Don't wipe your arse, I'm up for some CCBing!

Gay Boy 2: OK! I'll poo in the bed and put it in your bum so I can CCB you too!

Innocent Bystander: AW FUCK NO! YOU SICK BASTARDS!!!

by CCB Lover January 2, 2011

ENAMEL BANGER

a huge turd, so long it touches the toilet bowl before being 'crimped off' by the ass muscles- also known as a 'crowd pleaser' , a yam, U571 or a Trent Otter

I did a massive shit last night, a real Enamel Banger

by Mr Cunninglinguist May 15, 2010

belly bangers

The act of not finding the hole on a fat chick and picking a roll to bang instead.

Slick Willy couldn't find her puss so he belly banged her.

by Guru Imakuni February 21, 2003

bacon banger

A bacon banger is a person of either sex who's sexual preference leans more towards a person with a more chubby or rotund appearance.

The gentleman next door always paraded a slew of bacon bangers in and out of his apartment at all hours of the night.

by mizfinething September 4, 2008

Bangernomics

The art of buying cheapest car/vehicle so that is does not lose value, and waste money.

Whats the point of buying the latest fastest car, if it is worth half that after afew months?

Choosing an old escort from your local garage rather than getting the lattest bmw

"Dude, Great bangernomics there"
"Thanks, I've mastered the art"
*Drives off in a clapped out volvo estate*

by BangerNomics.com September 7, 2005