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Bedford Fiend

Someone you bring home with the intention of having sex with them, but they refuse to get on your bed because there’s just something about it that irks them. You end up not having sex and just being sad.
“Dude, did you hook up with anyone from the party last night?”
“There was this one hot girl I took home, but she turned out to be a Bedford fiend, so nothing came of it.”
by LordScrungoBepis July 12, 2019
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befool

Ha!ha!ooh!its 1st April,I was befooled,God am such a PRICK!
by Dare horse April 26, 2019
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Bedford haters

People who make fun of other people’s parents success, step on peoples nice shoes and make jokes about the houses being big out of pure jealously
All these Bedford haters so toxic
by J6300 November 19, 2019
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beeford

A village full of old stingy moaning bastards, you mayswell call it a fucking care home
Went to beeford today

Oh really didn't get lectured by an old cunt did you?
by Silence1772 January 16, 2020
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beefore

Prior to when you gave up eating red meat.
Hägar the Horrible: Da local "health-food hippie" nutrition-guru suggested dat I "go veggie" in an effort to curb my voracious appetite, but said dietary changes haven't helped my hunger-pangs one bit --- if anything, I feel even more ravenous than beefore!
by QuacksO May 13, 2020
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Before School Panic Anxiety

When a teen (usually in grades 7 -12) feels and experiences an extreme rush of anxiety, panic, and nervousness during the time before going to school (Around 6-7 AM). This is usually caused from stress of something that occurs or will occur at school.
9th Grader 1: "I didn't go to school today because I had Before School Panic Anxiety"
9th Grader 2: "Aww man I am sorry I hope you feel better"
by Sheepking88 August 29, 2020
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Before Times

The time preceding a major shitty phase in ones life. You don’t think much of it in the moment, but once you’re past it and you’ve entered the bad phase of life, the before times come back to haunt you, angry that you weren’t grateful for them. You get this intense feeling of despair, you’d do ANYTHING to go back to the before times. But that’s the thing, once they’re gone, you can only move forward.
The whole world in 2020 now remembers 2019 as the Before Times.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020
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