6 definitions by LordScrungoBepis
by LordScrungoBepis July 12, 2019
by LordScrungoBepis December 15, 2018
Someone you bring home with the intention of having sex with them, but they refuse to get on your bed because there’s just something about it that irks them. You end up not having sex and just being sad.
“Dude, did you hook up with anyone from the party last night?”
“There was this one hot girl I took home, but she turned out to be a Bedford fiend, so nothing came of it.”
“There was this one hot girl I took home, but she turned out to be a Bedford fiend, so nothing came of it.”
by LordScrungoBepis July 12, 2019
A gesture made to someone that you feel has earned your complete and utter trust. This gesture involves standing with your feet slightly further than should width apart, squatting down as deep as you can, moving your hands to mimic crab claws, and circling the target of the gesture while repeatedly chanting “wegglesnuff” until you are satisfied with how you’ve expressed your appreciation for the person.
“Listen, we’ve known each other for a while now. I think it’s time.”
“R-really?”
“Yes. It is time for the wegglesnuff.”
“R-really?”
“Yes. It is time for the wegglesnuff.”
by LordScrungoBepis December 15, 2018
If you find yourself a mason, hold them tight and never let them go. They are one of the most kind, talented, intelligent, compassionate, and just overall wonderful people you’ll ever meet. They’ve seen you at both your highs and your lows, and they stay with you through all of it.
I love you mason, you’re my best friend❤️
I love you mason, you’re my best friend❤️
by LordScrungoBepis December 14, 2018