i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere

a valid excuse to say when ur choking

"i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 13, 2023

the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too

a place to help kids

owned by: Derek Zoolander

MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

by 2 cool girl August 02, 2011

Guys, I am sorry for the racist and vulgar stuff I said on this here urbandictionary.com account. I have matured greatly since then and all that.

Guys, I am sorry for the racist and vulgar stuff I said on this here urbandictionary.com account. I have matured greatly since then and all that.

Guys, I am sorry for the racist and vulgar stuff I said on this here urbandictionary.com account. I have matured greatly since then and all that.

by Ricky Adventure October 14, 2021

triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000

when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life

aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000

by da massy man September 10, 2020

idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel

i'm supposed to be doing homework rn but i'm doing this...

mom: Are you doing your homework?
son: Sure... and im tottaly not putting a entry for a word called: idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel

by zman90 November 02, 2020

Stuff the Bus

When you take a girl and put two cocks in her mouth, two in her ass, and two in her pussy

Jimmy, Tom, Bill, Ben, Joe, and Mike are gonna Stuff the Bus with Katy from work later today.

by PooperScooper900000 August 01, 2014

I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.

My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

by Bigdadbiv May 27, 2021