When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.
Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you
by john stromboli April 11, 2021
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A message embedded in a shallow manner so all experiencing the display know the fingered ASSHOLE.
A message embedded in a shallow manner so all experiencing the display know the fingered ASSHOLE.
Here at my HOMOSEXUAL PLAYGROUND they changed the SONG AD DISPLAY as they had begun with THRILLER and BEAT IT which became the AI BETT , MAN IN THE NIRROR ( they covered all 34 plus men , as interrationship to BEAT IT as context change , ( win prevail) , and BAD . (MICHAEL JACKSON artist.)
So the MAN IN THE MIRROR ( as spin the 1-23 rooms including some with roommates) , which rooms are the PEDOPHILES ones truthfully as the SONG AD DISPLAY sender knows the whole mirrored truth.
So the MAN IN THE MIRROR ( as spin the 1-23 rooms including some with roommates) , which rooms are the PEDOPHILES ones truthfully as the SONG AD DISPLAY sender knows the whole mirrored truth.
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Advertiser: Why am I in company hell?
Company Hell Owner: You did the Ad sweep
Advertiser: But why do I belong here for that?
Company Hell Owner: For wasting seconds of everyone's time
Company Hell Owner: You did the Ad sweep
Advertiser: But why do I belong here for that?
Company Hell Owner: For wasting seconds of everyone's time
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to have sex with multiple people (mostly humans) and to take part in other sexual activities. we call this, the slut.
ad slutem fallacy: using the number of people you have slept with to your advantage
EXAMPLE:
jon: “your so annoying i wish you would just shut up!! no one likes you!”
abby: “WeLl AcTuAlLy, 🤓👆i’ve slept with over 12 guys sooooo some people DO like me!”
in this situation, abby uses her slutiness as an excuse to why she’s not annoying, when i’m reality that makes her even more annoying.
to have sex with multiple people (mostly humans) and to take part in other sexual activities. we call this, the slut.
ad slutem fallacy: using the number of people you have slept with to your advantage
EXAMPLE:
jon: “your so annoying i wish you would just shut up!! no one likes you!”
abby: “WeLl AcTuAlLy, 🤓👆i’ve slept with over 12 guys sooooo some people DO like me!”
in this situation, abby uses her slutiness as an excuse to why she’s not annoying, when i’m reality that makes her even more annoying.
abby uses her slutiness to win an argument. but her logic teacher called her out because this was an Ad Slutem fallacy.
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There are two main types:
1. The bonerkiller.
"Mature ladies in your area" Shows a picture of someone's grandma FUCKING NAKED
2. The cringe.
Either really bad acting, or copy and pasted text to speech over a stolen rule 34 animation.
"You will cum to this game in 0.00043454 milliseconds", "YO, EVER HEARD OF JERKMATE???!!"
Either way both are usually scams... no idea why they are allowed at all
There are two main types:
1. The bonerkiller.
"Mature ladies in your area" Shows a picture of someone's grandma FUCKING NAKED
2. The cringe.
Either really bad acting, or copy and pasted text to speech over a stolen rule 34 animation.
"You will cum to this game in 0.00043454 milliseconds", "YO, EVER HEARD OF JERKMATE???!!"
Either way both are usually scams... no idea why they are allowed at all
by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 1, 2023
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