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plyg-kid

A child of a polygamist; a person raised in a polygamist family.
I have one dad and three mom's, that's why I call myself a plyg-kid.
by UtahPlygKid November 10, 2022
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Kid

“We’re not kids anymore, I mean what did you think? We were just gonna sit in my basement all day, play games for the rest of our lives”
- mike wheeler 1985
by Michael wheeler June 25, 2019
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An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.

Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.
I can see two prime American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreams headed our way now.
by Roycupine November 23, 2023
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just kidding day

just kidding day monday september 11 say something and it is just kidding
im joking please send thigh pics for just kidding day
by alessiakakak September 12, 2022
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Band kid

Ok, I didn’t know what this was until yesterday and this phrase has been a thing for months, but I’ll try to reiterate.

A “band kid” is supposedly somebody who makes attempts to squeeze outdated/dead memes into almost all of their sentences, and just a generally unfunny person (This describes me way too well I’m scared).

This doesn’t necessarily all of these kinds of people are in a band of any kind, it is just a generalization after noticing the majority of those people were people in a school marching band or something along those lines.

The majority of memes that have existed for more than half a year seem to qualify as “band kid humor, so unless you don’t want people on your ass commenting on how “bad” your sense of humor is, either start getting responses ready for angry 9-year olds slandering you on whatever social media platform is being used, or start updating your sense of humor.

(Ok but seriously though why does half of this generation not know how to spell anymore? And their sense of humor is the most downright racist/sexist/homophobic shit ever or the lowest quality shit ever. The most stupid part is that I’m a part of this wave of people. I don’t understand why you find that stuff funny? Why are you trying to push it onto me? If you find it funny, good for you, but I don’t find it very funny. Stay mad and go complain on Twitter or something.)
Band kid: “Dude check out this epic gamer moment

Person 1: “Dude, please stop- you have band kid humor so childish it’s not even funny at all anymore.”
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Energy of a Project Kid

A child that can be up to all hours of the night. They can be inventive or destructive when learn about new things. They have the maturity and experience of most adults before their teenage years. They understand the hard not life. They know the hustle and how to create something out of nothing.

They are kids with vision, but can be a hand full for most ppl. The real Bebe’s kids, better known as peanut butter and jelly (PJ) kids.
Your child has the energy of a project Kid when parents can’t keep up with them or understand how their child knows and understand things they never taught them. The child can play a manipulate any situation at a young age
by Deland Project Kid August 20, 2023
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pubg kid

A stupid bitch who always messes their team up in multiplayer and will most definitely dodge every drop of water in the shower.
pubg kid: I WILL SLAM YOU FUCKING LOSER KYS
by Utuddubsushs September 1, 2023
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