angus penis

something so small that is regularly mistaken for a clit or pea. Scientist are unsure of the cause of this small disease.

I thought it was her clit but it was Angus penis

angus penis by THEDRAGON105 August 1, 2020

open for penis 

The equivalent of "open for business," but for sex.

Girl: I am so open for penis right now.

open for penis by somethingsomething88 October 4, 2011

jacob inserts penis here 

Where a gay kid inserts his penis into mens asses, often because women turn him back due to his micro penis.

Jacob inserts penis here, said the narrator of the micro dick story.

jacob inserts penis here by Conz2585 November 23, 2013

Bucky the penis slayer 

A chic with jacked up teeth that may slice your penis while blowing you

May that chic had meth mouth so bad shes for sure bucky the penis slayer

Bucky the penis slayer by youngjimson April 1, 2015

Woman's Penis 

Something Siefer looks up when he's feeling lonely.

Siefer is always looking for the Woman's Penis

Woman's Penis by Fresh Memes Here July 1, 2017

Black hole penis

When your massive penis collapses on its own weight and forms a black hole.

My friend, Dave, has a penis so massive that it has collapsed and formed a black hole penis. It suck all matter into it.

Black hole penis by iamaphish May 26, 2019

Danny's Penis 

The smallest possible form of a penis. Defined by scientists to be the smallest form of measurement. Inspired by Dannys extremely small package, this is used commonly to describe what the limits of measurement is. It is beyond microscopic and is the final form of measuring tiny objects.

This Measurement is about one Quintilian of a picometer.

Hey bro your dick looks like Danny's Penis.

Danny's Penis by bruh sound effect OFFICIAL June 2, 2020