The ball is in your court

(variants: my, their, our, his, or her may replace your)

It is someone's turn to make the decision

Which direction will you go from here? The ball is in your court.

by Light Joker November 11, 2005

suck my balls

apply oral stimulation to my male genitilia

Suck my balls, bitch!

by MaddMattG August 1, 2003

Big Balls Johnson

A child with huge overgrown nuts.

Damn that kid has some huge nuts! Ya, we call him big balls johnson.

by Bryan Johnson June 12, 2006

drop your balls

means to man up and go for it. Get some pluck and smoke a joint, fuck a bitch, anything really.

Okay, Jake, you'll be fine. Why don't you drop your balls and go shit-and-run that house?

by CrazerDaiser595 November 23, 2010

levels of ball pain

1. The one that you laugh about
2. The one where your like oh shit! but it doesnt really hurt
3. The one were it hurts for a whill but not badly
4. The on that knocks the wind out of you and hurts for the day
5. THE CRIPPLER: The one that changes your life

the levels of ball pain are to sick to reproduce

by adam and aj January 17, 2008

ebay ball dropper

A seller who sells something he doesn't have. Usually someone who plans to by locally with the buyers money and make a profit. Either the final bid is lower than the local cost, or the merchandise isn't available . Asking for a shipping date usually results in insults or threats but no shipping date.

Getting what I paid for from that ebay ball dropper was like pulling teeth.

by mikie the yorkie March 15, 2008

Blue Balls Bailout

When a close friend has sex with someone - but only to cure their blue balls.

David had extreme blue balls. He couldn’t even sit down from the excruciating pain. “C’mon, Joe,” David asked his roommate. “You gotta give me the Blue Balls Bailout!” Joe had agreed only because David had given him some bing on Thursday. David sat down in a chair, naked. He spread his legs and Joe bent over. Joe began stroking his dick until it became hard and when it did, Joe started sucking him off. His balls jiggled from the hard succ and he had cummed. Joe spat out the cum. Joe put his clothes back on but David didn’t. “Maybe we could try anal?” David said.

by Well, shit. January 18, 2018