by Light Joker November 11, 2005

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by CrazerDaiser595 November 23, 2010

1. The one that you laugh about
2. The one where your like oh shit! but it doesnt really hurt
3. The one were it hurts for a whill but not badly
4. The on that knocks the wind out of you and hurts for the day
5. THE CRIPPLER: The one that changes your life
2. The one where your like oh shit! but it doesnt really hurt
3. The one were it hurts for a whill but not badly
4. The on that knocks the wind out of you and hurts for the day
5. THE CRIPPLER: The one that changes your life
by adam and aj January 17, 2008

David had extreme blue balls. He couldn’t even sit down from the excruciating pain. “C’mon, Joe,” David asked his roommate. “You gotta give me the Blue Balls Bailout!” Joe had agreed only because David had given him some bing on Thursday. David sat down in a chair, naked. He spread his legs and Joe bent over. Joe began stroking his dick until it became hard and when it did, Joe started sucking him off. His balls jiggled from the hard succ and he had cummed. Joe spat out the cum. Joe put his clothes back on but David didn’t. “Maybe we could try anal?” David said.
by Well, shit. January 18, 2018

A seller who sells something he doesn't have. Usually someone who plans to by locally with the buyers money and make a profit. Either the final bid is lower than the local cost, or the merchandise isn't available . Asking for a shipping date usually results in insults or threats but no shipping date.
by mikie the yorkie March 15, 2008
