Miriam's penis

Extremely non-exultantly large

Person 1: Ayo bro look at Miriam's penis!
Person 2: HOLLY SHIT THAT"S BIGGER THAN A HORSE COCK!!!
Person 1: Ik it's extremely large I wish I had a penis like that.

Miriam's penis by samdahman January 13, 2021

the penis man

(n.) The Penis Man does not have a specific definition, but it can be used when describing a weird person or in most cases, Maxwell Ritz Cracker.

The Penis Man has struck again!

the penis man by Dat Dude February 5, 2005

no penis 

noun: a woman's vagina. The opposite of a penis. What a women has and a man does not. va-jay-jay

Wanna know why that guy was nice to you Lisa? It's because you have a no penis.

no penis by Jor Jor May 18, 2006

italian penis 

a short fat penis with a ton of greasy hair that is usually shorter than 4 inches long.

That guy has an italian penis, it barely gets into the vagina.

italian penis by ItalianMario12 June 15, 2008

Not Penis 

.the name for a snake

.the answer to any question

"This is my snake, his name is not penis."


"What's wrong?
....n-not penis."

Not Penis by Ms. Land Rover December 20, 2004

Cuttle Penis 

A squid made of dicks.

"Gee Harriet, wouldn't you like a Cuttle Penis inside of you?"

Cuttle Penis by Noobette April 7, 2009

feminine penis 

1. the male genitalia seen as looking feminine in its proportions, colour, carriage etc..
2. the penis of a 'modestly endowed', pre-operative male-to-female transsexual.
3. the arbitrary parameters dictating whether the male sex organ is thus (i.e., 'feminine').

Etymology:
The male genitalia has historically often been used as a primitive, superficial measure of masculinity among the strata of 'lower-educated' males of many societies. As such, a smaller or less 'masculine-looking' penis can sometimes be labelled "feminine" in appearance (i.e., femininity being considered the default weaker / lesser gender). In this sense, the description can be both an insult (e.g., for a "straight" and / or insecure male) and compliment (e.g., for a MTF transsexual girl).

"Donald Trump's tiny hands are a sure fire sign of a feminine penis!"
"That 'trap' has a really cute feminine penis.'
"Do you prefer your 'traps' well-endowed or with a more feminine penis?"

feminine penis by Trolius Maximus March 2, 2017