toilet

A shitty experience or circumstance.

I gotta work late... that's fuckin toilet! My girl slepped with my best friend. Fuck her she was a toilet bitch anyway. I ran out of weed... That's some toilet shit right there.

by Dat Dude June 23, 2004

Chicken

120 ounces of cocaine

Im the king of moving chickens.

by Dat Dude December 01, 2003

scurvy curves

A girl with pointy tits

Eww that bitch had scurvy curves

by Dat Dude February 04, 2005

Ritz Cracker

(n.) A synonym for the biggest white guy alive

Johnny: This is preposterous!
Timmy: DUDE SHUTUP YOU SOUND LIKE A RITZ CRACKER

by Dat Dude January 28, 2005

Vogue

A highly priced brand of tires charaterized by their whitewalls and gold ring.

He has a cadillac sittin on vogues.

by Dat Dude December 01, 2003

dat dude

(n.) Samir Haider... any other "dat dudes" on this website are fakes and phonys. P.S. If anyone tries to steal my alias I will not only prosecute but dick you in the ass with my bellend

Marv: ay yo did you see Samir pimp that sexy ass hoe last night?
Johnny Wilkerson: yeah man DAT DUDE is a pimp ass pimp

by Dat Dude April 19, 2005

haider

The kind of guy who thinks he can get rid of his lisp...

Samir: "Well, the book says that if you start with your tounge at the top of your mouth, you have to slowly bring it down to the bottom; pushing the air out through your teeth, like this...Sssally"

Steven: "It is still the same"

Samir: "Damn It!!"

by Dat Dude May 06, 2005