Tired White Man Blues 

Form of pseudo-blues performed by a quartet or quintet of old, white men. The group usually features predictable guitar lines, fatigued saxophones, and enervated harmonicas.

One or more of the performers may be required to eat a fistful of blood thinners to last the entire set.

Practitioners of this form believe "Blues Brothers" is the best movie ever made and that Steve Winwood and Eric Clapton are the best guitar players to ever live.

This music is usually heard at an outdoor, summer family festival or a fall chili cooking contest.

Steve: Hey, remember that crappy tired white man blues band we saw at the book festival last year?
Allen: Oh yeah, with that saxophone player wearing the stupid Blind Faith t-shirt.
Steve: Remember they had to stop half-way through "I'm a Soul Man" because somebody charged the stage with a revolver?
Allen: Right, I think a couple of event volunteers hung themselves after that set.
Steve: Good times, good times.

Tired White Man Blues by LegendOutlaw December 6, 2009

bluenette

A person, usually a girl, with blue hair.

KOS-MOS is a very good-looking bluenette.

bluenette by Mikoshi September 22, 2004

blueneck 

A redneck who votes Democrat. May be a Dixiecrat in the tradition of Harry Truman or Lyndon Johnson, who did not abandon his roots and become a Republican in the 1980s. For example, U.S. Rep. Dan Boren (D-Oklahoma). Often fiscally conservative, pro-military, pro-states' rights, pro-family values, yet supportive of civil liberties and some limited form of government assistance for the truly needy.

That guy has a Hillary Clinton sticker and a NASCAR sticker on his truck? Must be a blueneck.

blueneck by ElOjo August 22, 2007

blueberry kush 

a strain of marijuana usually of the indica variety it is so named for the "blueberry" smell and taste it is very high quality and produces a couch-lock "body high" rather then the "mind high" produced by sativas.

i cant even stand after that blueberry kush.

blueberry kush by mizzzy o July 7, 2008

blueserver 

A a big diamond shaped merrygoround. Aproximatly 15 feet tall, and 15 feet in diameter. The blueservers is spun on a pole which is located in the middle of it. Hamsters (people running in circles inside blueserver) provide the kenetic energy required to spin the blueserver. A blueserver has ropes, and supports, and is usually a light blue colour. A blueserver offers a variety of games including body dodge, and blueserver bowling. All blueserver games feature the contestant jumping or ducking over another person who is holding onto the outer ring of blueserver. The person holding on usually reaches an angle of 90 degrees, and becomes very hard to dodge. Blueserver results in many injuries.

"He really got whooped bad today at blueserver."

blueserver by Toni Bajer November 6, 2007

bluesuiter 

one who currently is or formerly served in the US Air Force.

Army Joe: "Man all the bluesuiters got it easy with a mile and a half run for the PT test"

bluesuiter by JosHeart April 19, 2008

Blueing In 

So high that you pasted greening out, past the greenzone, INTO the bluezone. Blueing In. Anything trips you out in the blue zone.

DAMN I think Jeff is blueing in. I wish I was there right now.

Blueing In by Shagey420 March 18, 2011