zoomeral

When someone dies during the COVID quarantine and their funeral recession is held via Zoom

Person 1: Dave’s Zoomeral really bummed me out.

Person 2: The world is more retarded every day.

by r3tardGirl April 30, 2021

Zoogle

The segments of a mandarin orange.

"Hey, that mandarin looks good! Can I have a zoogle?"

by Her0dotus May 11, 2021

Zootedzaynsgf

Zootedzaynsgf is a very kind and caring person. They are the #1 bo Burham Stan.

Zootedzaynsgf is amazing

by #liamsgirlboss July 1, 2021

Zoomer

A person who uses the video conference software Zoom

100% of Zoom users are Zoomers

by G Action August 4, 2021

Zoomerithm

Refers to a content algorithm in which you are served very short-form video content that has the duration of an average Zoomer's attention span. It does not necessarily refer to only TikTok or YouTube shorts, but it also can describe the process of manipulating your YouTube recommended page to feature only Zoomer humor.

Oh shit, YouTube is giving me that zoomerithm with these 1-minute Fortnite shorts.

by slambeeni October 27, 2021

Zooted

Circumcised

RIP to my Peepaw Bill. Know one will ever have such a freshly zooted hog.

by HogInspector November 4, 2021

Zooped

Being extremely drunk, high or generally inebriated. Typically used to deceive someone who is acting extremely intoxicated after drinking alcohol or doing drugs.

Timmy ate 3 edibles and chugged two bottles of wine.

Timmy is zooped.

by TDot Gyal November 9, 2021