base whack 

A poser or loser that has fungal infection of the genital areas.

Dude you're such a base whack.

She's a total base whack.

base whack by Pseudonymousleme August 3, 2016

road whack 

Masturbation while driving an automobile.

Jimmy was bored and horny on that long, solo drive home from college, so he pulled out his dong and had a nice road whack.

road whack by jds07030 April 15, 2017

Slick Whack 

When a situation initially appears enticing of necessary to an individual, but ends up being unnecessary or whack.

Person 1: "Yo did you go to class today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but all we did was go over the syllabus. Shit was slick whack."

Slick Whack by Jackery7796 August 30, 2018

wary whack 

Aka "tentative/trepidatious tap". Refers to the hasty and teeth-gritting "getting it over with" hand-slap that you give a metal door-handle prior to grasping it, to swiftly ground yourself and thus lessen the nasty wallop of a static-electricity shock that you'd otherwise get if you merely reached out timidly for the door-handle and caused a huge white spark to jump from "A" to "B".

I always perform the wary whack while running my errands around town during the dry winter months; the only problem is that my hand gets kinda numb and bruised after a while from all of that harsh pinging against the cold hard metal door-knobs and handles on the front doors of the assorted places of business that I have to go around to.

wary whack by QuacksO February 9, 2019

rona-whack

the at least once daily feeling while staying home due to coronavirus, that you would normally think you were going crazy but seems normal now and easily explained, early signs include not knowing what day of the week, exact date, not remembering what you did 5 minutes ago, thinking what you did 5 minutes ago actually happened days ago, extreme conditions include actually acting crazy (ie having long conversations with Alexa AI conversation bots, talking in a bad accent for extended periods of time just to change things up, not being able to complete a single task because then you think you won't have anything to do the next day)

I was clearly rona-whack when I came up with this word and definition on day 49 of self quarantine due to coronavirus outbreak and told my wife it would go viral and be on CNN and FoxNews after I posted it to Urban Dictionary

rona-whack by Realdefinitions99 May 6, 2020

Weed-whack 

Verb. 1) removing weeds via a long hand-operated tool. 2) removing male stress via a long hand-operated tool. 3) removing female stress via use of a long hand-operated tool.

1. He weed-whacked the edge of his yard. 2. He weed-whacked until he exhaled and fell asleep. 3. He weed-whacked her until she whimpered and fell asleep.

Weed-whack by Woodsy Woman June 29, 2020

Sack whack 

A whack to a guy’s sack

Mike- Hey Tyler.
Tyler- Yeah?
Mike- SACK WHACK!!
Tyler- OOOHHHHH!!!!!
Mike- HAHAHAHAHA
Tyler- Oh you think that’s funny, huh? DOUBLE SACK WHACK!!!
Mike- (High pitched groan in pain)
James- SACK WHACK (to Mike) AND DOUBLE SACK WHACK (to Tyler)
Tyler and Mike- I wanna die!!!

Sack whack by ShamanViking September 9, 2020