Vertithrowed

The point of intoxication at which you experience motion while stationary. Typically when you're pretty drunk, hence throwed.

A: Were you at Jeff's party last night?

B: Yeah man, thirty minutes in I was vertithrowed!

by Yourmothergoodsir December 15, 2011

Vertimaid

(VER ta MAYD) N; A fish-like mythological creature split vertically instead of horizontally.

Friend: Did you see those scary ass vertimaids in Pirates of the Caribbean?

You: No i didn't

by Phill Dinter October 28, 2011

Vertically impared

(ADJ) Used to describe a very short person in an ghetto educated manner.

Me: Hey Did you see that boy walk past just now.
You: Yeaahhh he was vertically impared

by Lil QuaQua May 6, 2012

vertarian

someone who practices vertarianism the "green life", essentially veganism or vegetarianism with additional passion for environmentalism, green things like organic gardening, forests, nature walks, natural beauty, living foods, ahimsa and a utopian ideal of a truly green planet without exploitation or commoditization of animals. (From the French word "vert" meaning green)

Jane has gone from being a basic vegan animal rights advocate to becoming a true green vertarian with her exuberant love of organic gardening and forest exploration. She keeps a utopian vision of a more green world.

by Turkey Liberation Front February 28, 2013

Vertical trailer

A townhouse or row home...not in an upscale neighborhood. The whole neighborhood or development would be a vertical trailer park.

"Let's go hang at Ryan's."
"Are you kidding me? What a dump! He lives in a vertical trailer park!"

by Catcherintheeye June 27, 2013

Vertical Fur Burger

n. A woman's minge.

Also known as a vag, fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, bearded tuna, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.

Clive couldn't hold back any longer. He pinned Janice down in the heat of passion and proceeded to dine out on vertical fur burger.

by HadeK September 17, 2013

Vertical Rhinoceros

When two fully erect men lay on their backs, scissor their legs together until their balls touch, and a woman mouts both penises allowing for simutaneous penitration of the anus and vagina.

"I'll tell you Michael, there is no one I would rather Vertical Rhinoceros my wife with."

"I agree, your smooth shaved balls rubbing against mine really add to the experience, John."

by the band of 5 May 17, 2014