Twag

Insult, usually used in conjunction with another word (see example). Twag is a collection of detritus and general shit.

Usage 1: "He is a twag"
Usage 2: "He is a right twag bucket"

by BenA December 17, 2003

twang

refers to the male genitalia or penis. used by men to describe their own genitalia usually in reference to how big it is or how useful it is or just to sound manly!

'i stuck my twang in her'
'my twang is so big'
'careful of my twang!'

by shpannah September 18, 2008

southern twang

Slang for a southern vagina.

While playing football with her brothers / boyfriends, Carla took a hard kick to the southern twang.

by OtherCarla May 25, 2018

target-rich

a market segment that has a lot of opportunity for growth financially or awareness

India is target-rich for cars under $2000.

by serpentsnoir March 4, 2008

Twangin it

the act of constantly using twang salt with everything you eat or have sex with

Sriharsha Nalabolu: ok bitch, bend over I feel like twangin it. Let me grab my twang.

Shenana: ok honey

by Dat boi sriharsha November 2, 2009

Twag

To do philanthropic work, with swag

Person 1: Have you heard about Patrick, he's got so much twag.
Person 2: I wish I had that much twagger.

by LotsOfTwagger November 14, 2014

Target Guest Services

The counter inside Target Stores where Target Guests, go to tell lies about their purchases. To get back the money, they didn't really have to spend, in the first place.They will purchase some items with the intent of returning the items when "the party is over".Another favorite is soiling an item(like a vacuum cleaner) and stating,with an "extra whiny voice,"It just doesn't work at all ,it must be defective!".Most Target Guests are not aware of the fact,Target Team members must open and check serial numbers on electronic items before refunding them. The "old TV" in the "new box" ,not a good scam,they could be arrested.The shoplifter favorite is "I got this as a gift,and I don't need it."
As long as you have a valid ID ,you get a refund.Do it too many times,and get arrested!The fat woman's favorite, "The color wasn't right". That's okay though because everyone knows Target Guests have poor eyesight.Furniture that requires assembly, "The parts were missing".Most likely,the husband threw away the directions!

One Target Guest ServicesTeam member to another : "Wonder how that Target Guest knows the color of that dress is wrong for her, I mean obviously she never tried it on ,a 2X in medium!Yeah right!"

by chmpbmxgirl August 3, 2015