mini-trucker

A person who drives a mini-truck. They like to put work into their rides to show their creativity. You can normally find a mini-trucker draggin his/her truck down the street. They have respect for others and love life. A true mini-trucker will have adjustable suspension.

Mini-truckers drive their trucks low and hold their heads high because they have an unwritten and unspoken agreement that they will live life to the fullest and never fall victim to 'the norm'.

"Son, someday you will make a girl very happy, for a short period of time. Then she will leave you and be with new men that are ten times better than you will ever hope to be. These men are called mini-truckers."

mini-trucker by Heffner April 13, 2007

Trucker Tea

The amber liquid often found in half-filled jugs and jars on the side of highway where they were discarded by long-haul truckers.

The freeway ecology crews find a lot of strange things by the side of the road, but the worst are plastic jugs full of PISS, which they call "Trucker Tea". You see, truckers don't like to stop to take a leak so they go in the jug and huck it out the window. One thing all truckers have in common is that they have a pot to piss in and a window to throw it out of. Robert Downey Jr. gets to pick it up.

Trucker Tea by The Mocker June 27, 2009

MOTHER TRUCKER 

A MOTHER THAT TURNED IN TO A TRUCK

MY MOTHER IS A MOTHER TRUCKER BECAUSE SHE TURNED INTO ONE

MOTHER TRUCKER by Dizzardary May 4, 2020

trucker pills 

Trucker slang for stimulants (amphetamines or extra-strong caffeine pills), used to keep the driver awake and alert. Often used when driving late at night, or on a second shift when the driver should be pulled over and sleeping in a motel or rest stop.

Tom had to pull a three-day run to make it to St. Louis under deadline, so he popped some trucker pills and powered through the night

trucker pills by jacky_boy November 27, 2009

trucker nuts 

1. When your scrotum adheris to your leg due to sweaty nuts. The sweaty nuts can result from tight emo jeans, driving (not just a truck) with out air conditioning, or a very hot day.

2. When your scrotum and penis stick together in an uncomfortable conglomeration of sweat and stickiness.

The cure for "Trucker Nuts" usually results from two stiff shakes of each leg.

"Dude its so hot in here you need a car with some A/C!"

"Hells yeah man I've got trucker nuts from hell!"

trucker nuts by Shep Nasty May 4, 2006

trucker's toilet 

A large mouthed plastic bottle (think Gatorade) used by a trucker in lieu of other facilities. True road kings can use one while holding 65. Some truckers dispose of trucker's toilets by tossing them out the window, and if you keep an eye out, you'll spot these half-full gems along interstates everywhere.

With a wind chill of -40 on Wyoming's I-80, Todd decided to forgo the Rest Area. The trucker's toilet in the heated cab of his Kenworth came in real handy.

trucker's toilet by tuftskins November 30, 2009

Trucker Ready 

When your a truck driver & your easily accessible for another trucker to have anal sex with you.

Dan->Truck Driver) Suzie->Truckers Wife) Suzie: Dan your shorts has a hole in the back of them. Dan: Yeah, I am trucker ready.

Trucker Ready by Madpuppy November 13, 2014