Football Twitter

A bunch of sad virgins who spend their holidays behind a screen rather than going out. They tend to have cringy @s like "SaucySane" or "BuzzingHazard", they love to abuse youtubers like Bateson and Spencer and satisfy themselves by calling others "nonce". Having your mates spam the reply section with the letter "W" when you have actually lost a debate is a common theme. Football Twitter experts never go to games and rarely watch them on TV but they base their opinions on stats from livescore applications. They don't actually celebrate their team's goals with their mates/family in real life and would rather tweet "KANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when their team scores a vital goal. A big section of those accounts love to harass women by calling them slag and mock people for how they look whilst hiding behind a footballer's avi. In conclusion, they think being sexist, racist and controversial is edgy and cool.

What did you do in the weekend mate?

Football Twitter account: Lmaoo I rustled Rebekah Vardy alongside my football Twitter gang and called her a slag, Big W for me

by hahaguesswhattt May 24, 2019

Street Football

A form of playing football that is usually played in local areas for fun and for a challenge.

Bob: Did you see that panna Roberto did on Drew?
John: Nah man. I went to go get a cup of water. What's watching street football worth anyways? It's not even that big.
Bob: Everything. It's a lifestyle...you wouldn't understand.

by Black Gem June 02, 2012

football stars

a term you say after a long night/morning of drinking. usually in a state of hungoverness

an incorrect answer in a game of the family feud

"man, that was a crazy night............................................................................................FOOTBALL STARS!!!!!!!!!!" *people laughing*

or

"name a famous mllionaire."-feud host
"Football stars!!!!"-crazy imbred old gramma

hungover

by mr. dudeular May 11, 2009

Football Hooligun

Football Hooligun - someone who goes to a football match and does mad/mental things like, shout at the opposing goaly, never be quiet and swear all the time, just like jack.

Jack - brad, friedel, brad, bradley.
kane - you are goin to distract that goaly.
Jack - Fuck you i dont care im a Football Hooligun
Kane - sorry

by keaca1donske September 30, 2009

The Football Forum

A forum that is overrun with biased fanatics too blind to form an opinion, wind up merchants <WUM's> and General Chat losers who never post anything football related <'The FOOTBALL Forum'>

The hierarchy consists of a motley crew of autocratic admin and moderators. It's best not to engage with such lowlives.

A fairly typical thread on 'The Football Forum' would consist of the following;

Poster 1; Whinge, whinge, whinge, whinge.
Poster 2; Whinge, whinge, whing!
Poster 1; Whinge whing, whinge whinge, whinge, whingee whinge whinge?
Poster 2; Whinge.

by Ray Stubbs December 04, 2007

nebraska football

the n on the helmet stands for nowledge, of course sometimes it also stands for not guilty

How shitty of a state can you be when nebraska football is the only thing in it, and it sucks nuts

by Paul S.W. November 06, 2006

Canadian Football

Derived from a sport called rugby-football, superior to american football. Real men only need 3 downs! The field is 110 yards long and not as wide. The defense must remain 1 yars behind scrimmage until the ball is in play. The biggest similarity to rugby being the drop kick which involves at any time dropping the ball to the ground and after it bounces kicking it through the uprights. There is a 3 minute warning at the end of each half.

"Do you want to watch the Dalphins and Giants play"

"No I want Canadian football, I'm going to watch the roughriders play the roughriders."

by MadDog10101 November 12, 2009