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nowledgeable

A state of not actually knowing anything useful or accurate about something, but insisting that you do in fact know scores on the subject matter in question.

Typically displayed by managers, belligerent ludites and salesmen.
I asked our nowledgeable server vendor for a quote on new CPUs for my DB server. Now I've got a quote on three SANs and SAP....
nowledgeable by The Evil Muppet September 15, 2009
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COD Noledge 

When people who play Call of Duty think they know anything and or everything about weapons, war, etc.
Stupid Noob: Hey call of duty is so cool, i would be such a good sniper in real life cuz i am in the game.

GI: Stupid noob you obviously have a serious case of COD Noledge, because you can't be born that fuckin retarded
COD Noledge by mastabates June 17, 2009
with no knowledge at all .
"Fri-Fri the stupidest girl in the class has lots of noledge" .
noledge by ricardo saenz June 23, 2008
I feel like a Noledged person seeing my audio files.

They say i am a Noledged person,but all i said was what happened.
Noledge by horsepotato August 28, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026