work it like a stripper pole

bumpin and grindin and shit like yo girl was gettin nekkid and dry humpin a brass pole

Yo fat ass mama and skanky sister worked my shit like a striper pole!

by Paul Thundergod July 22, 2003

Strapped

For a girl to have big breasts, For a guy to have a big dick, For a girl to be wearing a dildo belt, For someone to be carrying a weapon.

That girl was strapped

by White Cracker July 27, 2007

Stay Strapped

When someone is "Strapped" they have their dick on their body. The term Stay Strapped is a reminder to as it says Stay Strapped.

Mike: Bro she invited me to her house! I think im bouta get laid!
Logan: Dude make sure you Stay Strapped.

by cockjuicer June 8, 2020

strapped in the hood

To conceal a weapon, usually a handgun, tucked in the waistband of one's trousers.

I saw some 14 year olds in Bed-Stuy; they were all strapped in the hood, man.

by Dick Fight August 2, 2008

Stripper change

When you pay your bill at a bar, restaurant, or any place that expects you to tip, and you get your change in small bills, heavy on the $1's.

"Dammit! I paid $12 for 2 beers, and got $8 back in ones! What am I gonna do with all this stripper change?"

by Noisemaker February 14, 2010

Stripper Commute

(n.) 1. A lengthy drive from one's residence to their location of employment, like the distance a stripper drives to the strip club, where she works, to avoid encountering any friends family or associates and revealing she's a stripper.

Since switching offices, Tommy's drive to work has become a stripper commute.

by Kurtisbadical February 24, 2010

stripper dog

An old man who is well past the age when any woman
would have sex with him but still acts like a young stud in a
strip club.
A fat guy who is too obese to have sex but pays young naked strippers to rub themselves all over his immense belly.
A loser with no friends who's only interaction with other
humans is the dancers at the neighborhood club.

Sally:" Did you see Grandpa? He's all dressed up!"
Bob: " He's going to the strip club to throw our inheritence
at the dancers, he's become such a stripper dog since Grandma
died."

by jsd9632 January 7, 2012