Squeedward

Squeedward: To excrete or sneeze a large amount of mucus or slime like substances into someone's asshole

Brian: "Dude did you seriously Squeedward into a homeless person??!!!"
Joe: "Yeah bro, it was sick! But I did get arrested"

by Accidental Arsonist May 10, 2021

Squeef

When a male farts sitting down. The air then escapes through the front and ripples across his sac, thus creating a sound similar to a fart w a sac twist on it.

Man, did you you hear that... Billy just squeefed in his seat and I’m pretty sure blew a hole in his zipper.

by Dr. Pipesmith May 21, 2021

Squeeb

Short for “Jonathan Busqueeb”. Something you call someone who crashes their car.

Jon is a squeeb

by TheFuck69 June 1, 2021

Squee

A wholesome sound made verbally to make your heart happy.

"I AM POG!"
"squee! yes you are!"

by Snoweiss June 3, 2021

Squeeks

squeeks is a smart, funny, sweet, caring, evil at times, but most of all she is my child

random: What's a squeeks?

me: What?? No no no it's a she and she is amazing and like probably one of the best and the one and only kid I talk to on a daily basis

by RIP Xx August 3, 2021

Squeegy Monkey

A Squeegy Monkey is just another thing to call someone rude, annoying, slow, or dumb. It overall is just a mean thing to call somebody.... this is dumb

Person taking forever in the bathroom getting ready or something
Roommate: Hurry up Squeegy Monkey!

by Mr.Checkers August 6, 2021

squeech

when something or someone makes a squeaky-high pitched noise.

i heard his brakes squeech when he was driving.

by cimron August 27, 2021