Definitions by Mr.Checkers

Squeegy Monkey 

A Squeegy Monkey is just another thing to call someone rude, annoying, slow, or dumb. It overall is just a mean thing to call somebody.... this is dumb

Person taking forever in the bathroom getting ready or something
Roommate: Hurry up Squeegy Monkey!

Squeegy Monkey by Mr.Checkers August 6, 2021