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A square and a dweeb rolled into one. The lamest of the lame.
You see Steve over there doing his homework? What a squeeb!
by PopeOfTheInternet October 10, 2014
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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A fringe haircut with long bangs thrown to one side, short underneath and often shaved. It has been worn famously by the likes of Tony Hawk, Richie Hawtin and Phillip Oakey of the Human League. The term may have been popularized by 1980s skateboarding magazines such as Thrasher.
"Tony's squeeb haircut probably didn't help his standing amongst the hardcore crowd either." -from Bleacher Report's Best Old School Skateboarders of All Time article
by TaoEntropy July 04, 2011
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To successfully replace the cap of one's pen onto said pen.
Oh no! I dropped the cap to my pen! Aha! Got it! All tidy now! That's a really good squeeb!
by MeLikeyLongTime February 11, 2020
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A squeeb is a person who demonstrates stupidity when they talk. Calling someone a squeeb is dissing them for their ignorance of normal human behaviour.
Mr. Di Sano is a big squeeb and doesn't know what he is talking about.
by Chris D. E. November 09, 2008
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A hairstyle popularized by Rock Band. Basically three tentacles of hair going to the side of one's face, with the tips died a certain color. Sort of like a triple emover.
Guy: I want my rock band guy to have a squeeb!
Other guy: Why? The squeeb is gay!
Guy: No it isnt!
Other guy: I'm embarrassed to have you as my drummer.
by scary AND sexy August 10, 2008
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