Splattermatterphobia

The uncalming fear of what may be on the underside of the toilet seat in a public bathroom.

Someone before you may have made some porcelain percussion with their toilet muffin pasted to the seat and made a heck of a mess on the under side. You are afraid to touch the seat and lift it up! This is Splattermatterphobia!

by Trackwalker March 4, 2009

SPLATTER BLAST

The act of having explosive diarrhea. Can be used as a noun or verb.

Dude, Don't go into that first bathroom! Josh just SPLATTER BLASTED the whole thing!

by The-One-And-Only-Nate.O May 1, 2012

Spitter splatter

When you’re high, every time you laugh spit comes out.

Might spit food and juice out

Don’t smoke with that nigga, he a spitter splatter .

by HdSneakerhead May 24, 2018

Spattle

When one accidentally spits on some one. Usually when talking, especially when saying the sounds "sh" and "s" and "p".

Karen : She's such a slut, Peter.
Peter : God, Karen! Why'd you have to spattle?

by gabster123 January 20, 2008

splat mat

when you ejaculate on some ones stomach (belly)

-damn dude i fucked this chick last night
- nice where did you nut at?
- all up on her "splat mat".

by Noel Rock March 2, 2010

splatboarding

when you poop diarrhea on a piece of balsa wood and slap your friend in the face.

ive been splatboarding everybody.

by Hugh Geyes December 15, 2009

spattage

The opposite of 'swallowage'. The act of spitting out, instead of swallowing, a man's jizz-load or cum, after a man ejaculates into a woman's(or man's) mouth, during the act of fellatio or getting a B.J.. Yet, sometimes, accompanied by vomit, as the jizz has actually been ingested and then puked out. Almost synonymous with jizz-spat, though jizz-spat is more of an immediate reaction of spitting out the cum before it reaches the person's stomach.

Girl: 'Slob, slob, slob, slurp, glump, glurg, gulp, CACK!!!'
Guy: 'Hey, slag-face, what's up, no swallowage???

Girl: 'Ewwww, no WAY!!! I would never do something gross like that!'
Guy: 'Well, then, you'd better clean up all that spattage on my expensive shag rug, along with that period blood....slag.'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010