skin the pigeon

To masturbate- to choke the chicken, to beat the meat, etc.

Person A: "Hey, you know why the shower drain's clogged?"
Person B: "Yeah, Pat decided to skin the pigeon in there for like 2 hours last night."

by BenDover11 March 29, 2010

Skiing the Alps

Snorting cocaine.

Nicole Kidman looks like she's skiing the alps on the pictures showing powder on her face.

by Few Words August 13, 2010

Skin-on-it

When a females genitalia has unattractively large labia minora.

Man #1 "How was her minge?"
Man #2 "She had pyay skin-on-it! she had to hold it all back so i could fingerbang her"

Or

Kelly Waters

by Tom Bright March 9, 2011

Skin Cell Beach

Skin Cell Beach - is a beach on an office desk made up of skin cells. Usually in the shape of a half moon in front of where the person would normally sit. Its black and nasty skin cells that have been amassed over a long period of time and never cleaned.

how can you sit over there at skin cell beach? why don't you clean that thing?

by TurtleHDpokinU May 27, 2011

skin dolphin

a male penis, usually spotted in an aquatic environment.

I am not going down to that pool, there is nothing but skin dolphins.

by skin dolphin November 22, 2011

Skin

A cute/sexy person

He some skin.
That girl is sum skin.

by iqettpaid November 2, 2011

Skin cuffs

When your pants ride above your socks and a band of skin is shown. Best when sitting in a business meeting.

John had skin cuffs today during the budget meeting. He needs longer pants.

by William Greenbriar May 11, 2014