Single

A female who eats baked goods while re-watching Homeland episodes.

Friend: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Staying home, eating this pie I baked and watching last season of Homeland.
Friend, Oh, you must be single.

by BakedGoodz June 4, 2016

annie single

stoopid slut

annie single is indeed a 'stoopid slut'

by zoweeemumma August 18, 2022

Singles

A single cigarette

“Hi, can I get a singles please?”

by Castillooooo June 24, 2022

Jobless & Single

Jobless & single when everyone else started working & married even if you finished & loved before all!

Jobless & Single leads to men burger routine!

by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019

Single Lag

After considering yourself back on the market after a breakup and realizing that everyone you know that WAS single, is now in a commited relationship, except you.

Scott: "Yeah man, I've been off the market for five weeks and now all of the interested girls are taken."
Brent: "Wow. Major case of single lag."

by Terpsichore February 18, 2010

Single goggles

When you're single, this can occur at any point, and everyone around you starts becoming attractive and you start to develop pointless crushes on anyone who spends any kind of time with you.

"Dude, I think I am falling in love with the girl who sits behind me in chemistry."
"She has a boil on her chin, and smells like old baking grease... it's just the single goggles, bro."

by BuckinNightmare September 6, 2017

[quasi-single]

definitely not betrothed in the near future

Mariane & Al are definitely not quasi-single

by SADBC November 21, 2016