short hair don't care 

A phrase total knobs or lame ass noobs use to describe their freshly shorn locks usually while moronically gurning for selfies.

Natalia: Bin Bin, you toteel beech! You totally like ruined my new Louis Vuitton bag with your spice latte!!
Bin Bin: What evs... Short hair don't care.

short hair don't care by pangman October 3, 2018

Short Circuit 

After skeeting in a girls eye, you break a light bulb over her head.

Dude, this girl is pissing me off so bad, im gonna short circuit her tonight.

Short Circuit by Bojob October 4, 2009

Short Hills

Millburn Short Hills is a bubble town. We are rich. We are fabulous. And just about every town in a 100 mile radius is pretty damn jealous. There is no poverty, no crime and no riffraff. We live in houses $750,000-6 million and drive Mercedes, beamers, range rovers and every other nice car imaginable. Our biggest concerns in the morning include deciding what color lacoste shirt to wear, and what seven jeans we should pair it with. Not to mention, our high school parking lot rivals that of a Ray Catena dealer. Our school system is practically private, and if you don’t get into an ivy/top 100 college, you might as well move. We shop in the finest boutiques and travel the world every school vacation. We excel in the soccer as well as the country club sports tennis, golf and fencing.

And oh yes,
The people who write that Millburn/Short hills is the armpit of America, well you’re just jealous because you aren’t rich and fabulous.

Millburn Short Hills is the "OC" of the east coast. we know you're jealous.

Short Hills by MHS SENIORS 06 July 16, 2008

Short Circuit 

A Song Created By Daft Punk in The 90's.Was First Released in a live concert called "Alive 1997".Was Re-Released On An Album in 2000 called "Discovery". This Song Contained Only One Sample : The Ballad Of Dorothy Parker by Prince.

I love the Song Short Circuit It's Very Electronic

Short Circuit by Retard-o-tron 2012 February 25, 2010

short-lived

A word mispronounced by most everyone, meaning "one who has a short life," in the same fashion as "large-breasted" or "flat-footed." However, just as one says "lives" instead of "lifes," one says "lived" instead of "lifed."

His popularity was short-lived.

short-lived by Andre January 7, 2004

Short Jeffy 

Synonymous with a Slim Jim, the delicious meat snack in the shape of a long and skinny stick.

Wherever I go I bring along my Short Jeffy.

Short Jeffy by Greekoh January 5, 2009

Short spooning 

When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.

Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!

Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.

OR

Mom: why is there food all over Junior?

Dad: He short spooned me

Short spooning by k. jordan February 25, 2009