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Random dude b 

A typical Random dude b often appears in places where he's extremely unwanted and even though the people he tries to integrate with make it very clear that they don't want to spend their precious time with this particular random dude b he either doesn´t realise that or he chooses to completely ignore various signals that explicitly express a high level of antipathy for random dude b. sometimes he even goes as far as taking picture with the goup who's unwillingly hanging out with him and he posts them on different social media websites e.g. Instagram. This certain behavior is caused by his need to prove to people that he has 'friends'.
B:YA:Yo you wanna hang out at Kickz later ?eah man i'd love to but someone told me that random dude b would also be there sol i'll pass on that man !

random light

Random Light is when someone randomly starts fucking people in public while wearing Christmas lights so he stands out, they call it a random event
Wow is he really fucking him in public with Christmas lights? This is a random light”
random light by PewPewshots November 15, 2017

Random wood 

When your in the middle of class and you get a random boner because you forgot to do your homework
Wow that kid got some random wood there
Random wood by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017

Random Dealer OG

The type of weed you get from that unknown drug dealer behind a gas station.
Damn I dont feel so good that Random Dealer OG really fucked my shit up.
Random Dealer OG by Garfeildfuck October 4, 2018

random_memes_appear 

A meme page on instagram with half a million followers
Who is random_memes_appear?
Idk but he’s black, lives in London and funny af

Random Miami 

When some dude is jumping up yelling "Miami!" in a very inappropriate situation, this is called a random Miami. The random Miami has to be executed truely without any context to be classified as a classic random Miami. A random Miami is said to occur very rarely and therefore is an event only the luckiest of man will experience more than once in his lifetime.
Some dude: "MIAMI!!!" - "Wow, was that just a classic random Miami? My grandfather told me about this!"
Random Miami by the_bj March 1, 2019